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Treat us right, and your future little Bar or Bat Mitzvah-bound babies will be raised the right way.
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I care about global warming__the enviornment__whales__(?? Applicant waives any protest rights & agrees herein to submit to a DNA test, if needed.
Getting the mere “suggestion” from mother dearest to pluck eyebrows or somehow tame wild hair has left behind some moderate anxiety about looks.
In short, we know how to clean up nicely -- especially if we know potential Jew-boos will be within a 10-mile radius.
Now that the Jewish men of the world have gotten their time to gloat, it's time to give credit to the gals who started it all: Jewish women.