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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78. Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Watch out you don't overdose on dirty pick up lines! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.59. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you64.

Below is a list of dirty pickup lines that will make you want to take a shower after reading them.

We hope that you enjoy yourself and the slapstick humor behind 'em.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.72.

I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?